Ten bad dates with De Niro

A Book of Alternative Movie Lists

Edited by Richard T. Kelly Illustrated by Andrew Rae

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Ten bad dates with De Niro by Richard T. Kelly

Richard T. Kelly

About the Editor

Richard T. Kelly was born in 1970 and started composing lists around the age of 9

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Thursday, 13 December 2007

Christmas: a time for watching Zulu

Do you remember when the Christmas TV schedules meant something to you? A bill of fare that might actually persuade you to make a firm date with the sofa? Those of you looking forward this season to 'Richard Hammond Meets Evel Knievel' and Kylie Minogue in 'Doctor Who' will wonder why I'm grousing. But I speak of the days of 'the captive audience', the pre-VCR era, or even the time when a movie's Home Entertainment release window was still 2-3 years behind Theatrical, and so I used to REALLY PAY ATTENTION to what movies were lined up on telly over the Holidays, as laid out in the groaning Festive Fortnight edition of Radio Times. Nowadays, time-poor, with Tivo and On-Demand and the DVD and whatnot, we only watch things at the precise hour that we have to spare, don't we? Or am I just blindly believing lifestyle newspaper rubbish as usual? Anyhow the following list has me fantasising about spending a fortnight mostly in front of the telly with said Radio Times, a lot of slightly dry white-bread turkey sandwiches, and a fridge full of McEwans Export. Yes, it's the TEN MOVIES I'D MOST LIKE TO WATCH ON TELLY OVER CHRISTMAS...

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